Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Marrying A Colombian Woman? Here Are Four Things To Watch Out For!


Dating and marrying foreign women is all the rage nowadays. Chalk it up to the high divorce rates in North America or maybe just a massive change in romantic interests, but Western men are trailing their eyes overseas in the hope of finding the perfect bride. We all know, however, that perfection does not exist. Colombian women might seem perfect (and in many ways, they outshine all other women on earth), but trust me, they have their strange side as well. Four to be exact.

Before you plan on dating a Colombian girl, you might want to be aware of these facts:

The Gringo Effect – a white man is like an exotic creature in Colombia, and almost all of their women want a piece of the action the moment they see your porcelain skin. This might sound like good news (and it is), but it also makes you a prime target of gold diggers. Many Colombians are looking for a better life, and if you’re from the West, then that means that you’re their green card out of poverty, love be damned. Obviously, the only way out of this is to date Colombians who come from stable backgrounds and are looking for a long-term relationship, but it’s hard to separate the wheat from the chaff, especially when dealing with particularly attractive Latinas. Many men have been burned because they assumed that the hottest Colombian babe drinking at a nightclub always has their best interests at heart. Sadly, it’s usually the hottest babe who want to ruin you, so just be warned. As they say: with great power comes great responsibility!

Jealousy – unlike gold digging which only infects a minority of the population, jealousy seems to be a trait universally shared by Colombian women, and they take it to a whole new level. Maybe it’s part of their genes, but once you get into a relationship with a Colombian, be prepared for angry looks and accusations if you even so much as glance at another passing beauty. On the flipside, this is a highly endearing trait that tells you how much she adores you. Her outrageous possessiveness can get pretty annoying, though, especially when she starts reading your text messages, so while a little jealousy is healthy, make sure to draw strict boundaries later on.

Large families – unlike other nationalities, Colombian families are pretty friendly and approachable, so don’t be nervous about meeting mom and dad. And grandma and grandpa. And aunt and uncle. And all the ten cousins twice removed. It can get tiring to make friends with your soon-to-be relatives but try to put your best foot forward and you’ll be rewarded with a highly-energetic and tightly-knit social circle. Also, Colombian dads tend to want solid and dependable (i.e., old-fashioned) men for their daughters, so make sure that you have a stable job and a masculine frame to earn his approval. A starving artist wearing board shorts and flip-flops might be cool in the Midwest, but it will net you nothing but scorn in traditional Colombia.

Dancing – it’s a requirement. Seriously. There’s no need to be Ricky Martin with your shirt unbuttoned, but you need to be able to at least keep time with the beat. Sitting down while the music is on is the biggest turn off for a Colombian woman, so if you're a wallflower, then you won’t make it. You have been warned.
There you have it. If you can handle these four cultural quirks, then you can reap the bountiful rewards. Colombian women are some of the most vivacious and loyal women on the planet, with the brains, heart, and motherly instinct all (i.e., old-fashioned) men for their daughters, so make sure that you have a stable job and a masculine frame to earn his approval. A starving artist wearing board shorts and flip-flops might be cool in the Midwest, but it will net you nothing but scorn in traditional Colombia.

Dancing – it’s a requirement. Seriously. There’s no need to be Ricky Martin with your shirt unbuttoned, but you need to be able to at least keep time with the beat. Sitting down while the music is on is the biggest turn off for a Colombian woman, so if you're a wallflower, then you won’t make it. You have been warned.

There you have it. If you can handle these four cultural quirks, then you can reap the bountiful rewards. Colombian women are some of the most vivacious and loyal women on the planet, with the brains, heart, and motherly instinct all rolled into a sexy package. It’s definitely worth going through hell and high water just to fall in love with one.

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Thursday, August 30, 2018

Happier Abroad Support Network

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Sunday, August 5, 2018

Expatriation Ragnarok – My New Guide For Expatriating in These Dark Times

Hello everyone, Markcus McCloud here. You may know me better as Ghost from the Happier Abroad forum. I think it is evident that expatriation is harder these days, as the condition of the world continues to rapidly deteriorate. Ten years ago must seem like the good ol' days of being happier abroad. Where is there left to go that is still relatively good? How can you get started going abroad if you are starting at zero? And once abroad, how can you get what you need out of it? I talk about these things and so much more in my new guide, Expatriation Ragnarok.

The successor to Expatriation Apocalypse (2015), Expatriation Ragnarok expands on why the West is declining and collapsing, how we got into this mess and where it is leading, the ultimate economic doom that may be coming over the next few decades, and how to make the most of going abroad when things are so grim and difficult.

I have always had a focus on the 'common man' who is starting from zero or near zero. There are not enough resources for these alienated men who need help the most. Expatriation Ragnarok is the same – a guide for those who are at bottom and just want to get out of the West before it is finally too late.

Marrying A Filipina? Here Are Three Things To Watch Out For!

These are some tips about marrying a Filipina lady from a Filipino guy that I know. Some very interesting insights that you need to know if you are headed this direction with a women from the Philippines.

It's not a big surprise that many Americans today prefer to abandon ship when it comes to love and swim over to the other side of the world in search of their elusive soulmate. The relatively toxic culture of the West when it comes to marriage and commitment is an open secret, hence the collective eyes of its men are all turning to Eastern countries, one of which is the Philippines.


Thursday, August 2, 2018

Life is a Scam – Enjoy Going Abroad While You Still Can

I'm going to tell you a secret that isn't so secret: life is a scam. If you are red pill, then you probably know that by now. But do you understand the depths of it? That is what I want you to realize. I'm not saying that life is a scam only right now, at this particular point in history. I am saying that it was always a scam. Sometimes the scam is a little better or a little worse for you, but it is always a scam. And it is specifically a scam for men.

What do I mean by that?

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Traveling Abroad As Explained By The Joker

By Andy


Greetings, my fellow lateral thinkers. The picture below is so very true. But you know what? Screw what others think. Happy travels!



Sunday, January 28, 2018

Xiongmao in Zhejiang. Dating Paradise or Freezing Hell Hole of No Eye Contact?

Xiongmao reporting in.

In this post I'll review my first 4 months living in Chinas's Zhejiang Province.

I've lived in China before of course. In 2013 I lived in Guangdong Province for a while. It was fun, but an incredibly annoying place to live. After 4 months I went for a 2 week holiday in Thailand, and stayed there for another 6 months.

So I'm back in China, albeit a different province.

Is Zhejiang better than Guangdong?